...Please stop stalking me! I see you following me in the streets in billboards and in posters.
You show up in my favorite movies, magazine ads and commercials. You pop up on my computer screen and send me suggestive emails. Yes, we had something before, but please understand, "It's over!" It's not you - it's me. I'm different now. I'm a new creation. It's not that we can never be. It's just that we can't be right now. One day, however, when I'm married, I'll look you up. Until then, please don't call.
You show up in my favorite movies, magazine ads and commercials. You pop up on my computer screen and send me suggestive emails. Yes, we had something before, but please understand, "It's over!" It's not you - it's me. I'm different now. I'm a new creation. It's not that we can never be. It's just that we can't be right now. One day, however, when I'm married, I'll look you up. Until then, please don't call.Yours truly,
A B.A.V.
uh uh. Sex is stalking you too? Its been busy.
ReplyDeleteJust make sure that if and when they're bold enough to call despite your request . . . YOU DON'T DIGNIFY IT WITH AN ANSWER.
ReplyDeleteExcellent Blog!!!