Instruction for How to Play:
Step 1.
Take a good look at your circumstances - If you are broke, broken-hearted, and/or out to "break" someone else, DO NOT attempt this game. You are NOT eligible to play.
Step 2.
Create a list of "non-negotiables" (e.g. faith, marriage, kids, spousal roles, etc.) If someone does not meet these N.N.s, DO NOT date them. You will lose the game.
Step 3.
Do NOT simultaneously play more than one game, and do NOT play with more than one piece. This is cheating. If caught, you will be disqualified, and no one will want to play with you again.
Step 4.
Play the game with your heart and your head. Do NOT play the game with your "va-jay jay" (women) or your other "head" (men). Physical attraction is the easy part. Players who use this as their main strategy often find themselves prematurely "out." Go instead for mental stimulation and a spiritual match. This will guarantee you a longer run and a potential victory!
[Hint: Players who team up with God always win!]
